Right now basically every thing sucks. It can get mighty depressing, reading about COVID 19 deaths or civil unrest. So let's have some fun!A couple of minutes of mindless idiocy at the price of California. Why now?Because their officers decided that my patio umbrella stand is gonna give me cancer. There's even a label to prove it.

And if you act now, you'll get some really bad "artwork!" So, let's in its place have some fun instead at the fee of California's Proposition 65, perhaps the largest joke of a law that you just will ever see. I have had some fun with Prop 65 in the past. For instance, See Should California Put A Warning Label On Your Penis?or When Crazy Meets Crazier: California Wants To Label Tylenol A Carcinogen. Also, my esteemed colleague, Dr. Alex Berezow, takes a shot at the law here.

Do you notice how stupid here is?That umbrella stand has the same chance of giving anyone cancer as I do taking a bubble bath with Susan B. Anthony in Macy's window on July 32nd. Because of garden shade cloth home depot of lead paint and leaded gasoline, blood lead levels have dropped like a rock in the last 60 years in the US. We are far safer from lead poisoning than ever before. With the exception of umbrella stands, I guess. No, the stupid umbrella stand isn't going to do anything to me whatsoever, yet if a California company or enterprise, large or small, inadvertently fails to slap on a worthless label on a wonderfully safe product they can pay dearly, because of the vipers bounty looking lawyers who enforce Prop 65 by use of predatory proceedings that benefit no one except themselves.

What a joke.